Dingy Smart and sassy, Dingy's our protagonist. Also EXTREMELY sarcastic. She's a strong chick who can't tolerate B.S.

Spunky Dingy's best friend since 6th grade. She looks all sweet and innocent, but has a habit of saying things that just blow her friend's minds.

Spanky Spunky's boyfriend, and one of Dingy's friends. Also Dingy's personal sandwich-bitch. Dingy saved him from a crazy feminist.